Ma muli o ka loiloi hou o kēia wā, uaʻikeʻia ka hanaʻoihana'ilika iʻoihanaʻoihana kahiko loa,ʻo kona kumu i hele i Ancient India a meʻAigupita (e pili ana i 2000 makahiki BC).
ʻO kaʻoihana,ʻaʻole e kū mālie kaʻenehana a ke holo wikiwiki nei, e hana ana i ke keleʻula i kahiʻoihana nani nani miliona. A no ka nuiʻole o ka "no" a me ka "kū'ē" i hoʻopiliʻia e pili ana i ka lāʻau'ilika, he nui ka poʻe e hāʻule ana ma lalo o ka pahi o ka'anakō, e ho'āʻo ana e hoʻololi i ko lākou helehelena. Ma kēia pākaʻina, ua hōʻuluʻulu mākou i 25 mau kānaka kaulana i lawe pioʻia e ke kāpili'ilika, e hoʻohuli i ko lākouʻano i ka meaʻino a maikaʻi loa. No laila,ʻaʻole pono e hana!
1. Ua lōʻihi loa ka hele aku o Joan Vark Art a me ka "ʻoihana maikaʻi", e ho'āʻo ana e hoʻomaha i ka manawa a hoʻolōʻihi i ka hanaʻelemakule.
2.ʻO kekahi mea i hoʻopiliʻia i nā pilapī kahi mea hanaʻo Daryl Hannah. I kona wā'ōpiopio he wahine naniʻo ia me ka nani o ka helehelena, akā, ma luna o nā makahiki, ua hewaʻole kekahi mea.
3. ka Carrot Top - he hiʻohiʻona pōʻino o ka hahaiʻana i ka'ōpio. ʻOiai, i kona wā'ōpiopio,ʻaʻole hiki ke kapaʻiaʻo ia he maikaʻi, akāʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o kēia kiʻi.
4. Hoʻopilikiaʻo Finnish i ka Johanna Tukiainen ma hope o ke kāwili'ilika e like me ka pōpō nui, a kokoke e lele.
5.ʻO ka mea punahele i ka hālāwai hoʻolohe manaʻo he paku piha i ka Bridget Jones - Renewa Zellweger ka mea i loli nui a ua pau ka hoʻomaʻamaʻaʻana o nā mea pāʻani i kā lākou mea punahele punahele. ʻO Frankly, uaʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona maikaʻi,ʻo ia keʻanoʻoiaʻiʻo,'ōwili aʻulaʻula!
6.ʻO Heidi Montag wale nō i'ānai i kona helehelena ke waihoʻo ia ma lalo o ka pahi a ka pahi.
7. Priscilla Presley i kona wā'ōpiopio he hiʻohiʻona mahalo kahi iʻono i ka maka. A he aha?
8. Hoʻolālā maikaʻiʻo Alicia Duval iʻoi aku i ka 100 mauʻoihana ulaula, akāʻaʻole naʻeʻo ia e hauʻoli i kona helehelena. A i kaʻoiaʻiʻo, peheaʻoe eʻoluʻolu ai?
9.ʻO Pete Burns a me kona hoʻololiʻana i kekahi o ka wahine kāne. ʻAʻohe pane.
10. No ke aha i hoʻomalokaʻole ai ka Rambo kaulana (Sylvester Stallone) i kona makuahine mai kēlā mau hana hoʻokipa nui?
11. He kaikamahine maikaʻiʻo Leslie Ash, a hiki i kona hoʻoholoʻana e hoʻohui i kahi mea puhi a me Botox i kona mau maka nani.
12.ʻO ka hiʻohiʻona pīhoihoi a weliweli e pili ana i ke kāʻei ulaula a puni ka honua,ʻo Donatella Versace, he mea hana a me ka mea hana.
13. Uaʻano luhiʻo Lisa Rinn i ka nānāʻana i ke aniani a ua hoʻoholoʻo ia e hoʻoponopono i kahi liʻiliʻi, akā, ua palekana.
14. No ke aha i pono ai e hoʻonui i ka ākea ākea ākea? Malia paha makemakeʻo Nicky Cox e like me ka lio.
15. Ua hiki iā Bristol Palin ke hoʻonani i ke kāʻeiʻoihana maikaʻi, akā naʻe,ʻaʻole hiki ke ho'ōki i ka manawa.
16.ʻO ka hōʻailona kūikawāʻo Mickey Rourke i hoʻopau i kona helehelena a he meaʻeha ke nānā.
17.ʻO ka pornla kaulana kaulanaʻo Pamela Anderson, he helehelena hanohano ia, a ua makemake nā miliona miliona e like me ia. A ināʻaʻole no ka hahai ponoʻole o ka'ōpiopio i keʻano o ke kōkō liʻiliʻi, uaʻoi aku ka nani o nā mea a pau.
18. Pono nō ma kaʻohana Jackson ke makemake nei nā mea a pau e hana i ka paleki, e hoʻoponopono i ko lākou helehelena. Akā ināʻo Michael Jackson i hana i kēia no nā kumu lāʻau no laila,ʻo kona kaikuahineʻo La Toya -ʻaʻole maopopo i ke kumu.
19. Ma keʻano kaumaha he kani paha,ʻaʻole hiki iā Michael Jackson ke kaena aku no ka hopena maikaʻi o ke kāʻeiʻili.
20. Ua hanaʻo Lil Kim i ka'ōleʻele? Ua maopopo ka pane.
21.ʻAʻole i mākaukau loa ke kaulana kaulanaʻo Janice Dickinson e ulu a hina i lalo o ka pahi. Loaʻa i ka ?! ʻAʻohe mea maikaʻi!
22. Manaʻo pahaʻo Joan Rivers, ka mea hana mele a me ka wahine eʻakaʻaka iā ia iho i kona hanaʻana i kahiʻoihana paʻakikī. Ua hoʻololiʻiaʻo ia me ka maikaʻiʻole aʻaʻohe luʻu!
23.ʻO ka hiʻohiʻonaʻoi loa o ke kākiʻopa paʻopaʻiʻo Joslin Windelstein,ʻo ia ka mea i ho'āʻo e mālama i kāna kāne ma o ka helehelena i hoʻololiʻia. ʻAʻole i kōkua kēiaʻano!