Uaʻike nā poʻe noho Rusia ma waena o nā māhoe mākoki o nā hōkū, a he'onaʻaka loa!

ʻO kēlā me kēia o mākou ma kahi o hoʻokahi manawa i koʻu ola i hālāwai ai ma ke alanui, ma nā kaʻa o ke kaʻahua a iʻole paha ma ka hale kūʻai o kahi kanaka i hoʻomanaʻo nui iā ia i kahi mea kaulana.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, i kēia mau lā, i ka makahiki o nā pūnaehana kaiaulu,ʻaʻole kēia he mea kānalua, akā he maʻalahi ia eʻakaʻaka. A ua loaʻa iā mākou nā hiʻohiʻona he 12 o kaʻikeʻana o ko mākou mau pilikā i ke kope o ka hōkū Hollywood ma hope aku o kekahi me kekahi aʻaʻole mihi i ka hōʻikeʻana i kā lākouʻike me ka honua!

1. He aha kaʻino o kā mākou Scarlett Johansson?

2. Uaʻoi aku kahi kope o ka mea mele Irish Bjork ma mua o ke kumu kumu!

3. Ua paʻakikī kekahi i ka hele pūʻana i kahi kaʻa hoʻokahi me kahi hōʻike wahine o Jeremy Clarkson.

4. A i kēia waiʻona waina, ua noi mākou i kahi polokalamu'ōkiʻoni!

5. Ke manaolana nei mākouʻaʻole eʻikeʻo Johnny Depp i kēia!

6. E paʻa iā mākou iʻehiku -ʻo iaʻo Hugh Jackman i ke kiʻi o "Wolverine" kekahi i hoʻokahi!

7. E hauʻoli, e Eminem!

8.ʻAʻole,ʻo Barack Obama kēia!

9. Hōʻoniʻoni, a iʻole ka hopena maikaʻi loa!

10. Ma ko mākou kaiaulu,ʻaʻoleʻoe eʻike i nā mea lawaiʻa ...

11. Kauka Manhattan iā ia iho!

12. A ināʻaʻoleʻo Robert Downey, Jr., a lailaʻo wai ???

E heluhelu hoʻi

A e nānā i hope, malia paha i kēia manawa e loaʻa kahi manawa e hoʻopiha i kēia papa inoa?