A maikaʻiʻoe e hoʻomanaʻo iā lākou ...
1. He makaʻoluʻolu kou.
Mahalo iāʻoe. A hoʻomaikaʻi no ka nānāʻana iaʻu mai ke poʻo a hala i lalo. No laila, me he mea lā ua lanakilaʻoe ma luna o kāu'ōleloʻana i kēia mahalo ...
2. Mai hopohopo, e like me kēiaʻano.
ʻO Bye, kaikamahine.
Heʻano hea? Ke kanaka?
3. Inā liʻiliʻi ikiʻoe i ke kaumaha, ponoʻoe he mea liʻiliʻi loa.
ʻO ka poʻe naʻaupō.
Ināʻaʻoleʻoe heʻano naʻaupō,ʻoʻoe paha kekahi mea wela.
4. Makemake wau e like me keʻano o ka hilinaʻi pilikino a ma koʻu kiʻi e like meʻoe ...
Ke manaʻo neiʻoe ua hanaʻoe i ka mahalo? ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua kani ke kani penei: "E nānā, pehea ka haʻaheo o kēia mō'ī momona i kona kino!" ʻoluʻolu.
5. Pono e ponoʻoleʻoe i ka hele mau i nā hana.
ʻOhi, e liloʻoe i ulu lāʻau.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ke aʻo wau. ʻAʻole wale nā mea a pau e hele pinepine i ka hale haʻuki ma kahi pāʻani.
6. E kono mākou iāʻoe e hele i kahi kūʻai, akāʻaʻole mākou e maopopo inā loaʻa iāʻoe kekahi mea i loko o ka hale kūʻai ...
E kahaha auaneʻiʻoe, akā, ke komo nei au i nāʻaʻahu like meʻoe. Eia naʻe, ke mahalo nei au iāʻoe no ka hopohopoʻole i koʻu momonaʻeha.
7. makemake wau eʻai i nā mea a pau aʻu i makemake ai.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, keʻai nei au i ka kakahiaka kakahiaka, ka lā awakea a me kaʻaina ahiahi ma McDonald's. Ua ola, a pehea e lilo ai.
8. Ke ho'āʻo neiʻoe eʻalo i ka kaumaha?
Me he mea lā,ʻo ia ka naʻaupō naʻaupō nui loa.
ʻAe,ʻaʻole.
9. Hikiʻole ia no ka heluʻole i nā lawelawe!
ʻAe, e kānana iāʻoe!
E hauʻoli, makemake wau i ka'ōlelo aʻo e pili ana i ka meaʻaiʻai meaʻai, keʻole au e nīnau aku iā lākou!
10. Ua hakakāʻo Melissa McCarthy me nā paona hou!
E aho paha ināʻaʻoleʻoe i piʻi i kaʻuʻoihana, a lailaʻaʻole au e hāʻawi iāʻoe i loko o kaʻaʻa ...
He mea kupaianaha ia i ka huiʻana o ka mea hana wahine, e kāpae i nā hopohopo a hana i kekahi mea me kāna kiʻi.
11.ʻAʻole wau i maopopo i ke kumu e hikiʻole ai ke kapaʻia he mau momona o ka wahine.
ʻAʻole maikaʻiʻo Vesizm. Akā,ʻoluʻolu,ʻaʻole iʻae ka moʻomeheu iāʻoe e kapa iāʻoe he naʻaupō, hoʻolālā, pōʻino,ʻino.
12. He aha nāʻano umauma e loaʻa iāʻoe?
E hoʻomaikaʻi hoʻomaikaʻi aku i ke Akua, akā he mea maikaʻi ma koʻu nānāʻana.
13.'Oleʻeleʻeleʻele, uaʻikeʻoe?
Aloha au i kaʻeleʻele. A makemake au i nā kapa nani. A he nui nāʻano pai'ī.
14. Keʻai neiʻoe no kou kaumaha?
E hoʻopiha wau i kahi'āpana.
Ke ai nei au, no ka mea, ke ai ole au e make. ʻOʻoe pū, ma ke ala.
ʻAe, ua kaumaha wau ...
Akā, ke nānā nei au i ka nui loa i ka manawa like!