E'āpono iā mākou a pau, i ka wā e kipa aku ai i ko mākou kupunawahine no ka mākaʻikaʻi, loaʻa mau kekahi mea'ē aʻe i loko o ka hale. A inā makemakeʻoe e lawe i kīʻaha kīʻaha, eʻoni mau lākou iāʻoe a ke kū koke nei ka nīnau i kou poʻo: "No ke aha e pono ai kēia lawelawe ināʻaʻole lākou e hoʻohana?" Uaʻike? Alaila, e hele kakou.
1.ʻO ka ipu hao mai ka laweʻana mai o nā huapalapala, nā kuki, kahi i loaʻaʻole kahi pechenyushek,ʻaʻole hoʻi kekahi meaʻono'ē aʻe.
2. TV, kahi lōʻihi e hoʻouna ai i ka hale hōʻikeʻike.
3. he pahu piha i nā pihi o ka nui a me ka lahilahi. ʻO ia ke kumu no ka nui loa o lākou aʻo ia hoʻi ke kānanaʻia?
4. No ka mea a mākou e kamaʻilio nei e pili ana i nā lawelawe, he hewa iaʻaʻole e hoʻokomo iā lākou ma kēia papa inoa.
Hiki paha i kekahi ke pane, no ke aha i hikiʻole ai ke laweʻia mai nā kīʻale, nā puna kālā, a me nā kīʻaha hou hou mai laila mai?
5. A ināʻaʻoleʻoe e ho'āʻo e wehewehe i kou kupunawahine alohaʻaʻole he mea hiki ke uhi i nā uluna e like me kēlā no ka wā lōʻihi, hanaʻo ia ma konaʻano pono'ī.
6. A mālama pū nō hoʻi kou kupunawahine i nā meaʻai i loko o nā pahu polī mai lalo mai o ka mayonnaise, ka yogurt a me nā mea'ē aʻe?
7. No ke aha e pono ai wau e kau i ke kapi i ka paia wale nō, akā, e uhi hoʻi iā lākou i ka pohā? ʻO ka liʻiliʻi, heʻano nani loa.
8.ʻO ka locker, kahi pola nui nui, a he nui nāʻeke i loko.
9.ʻAʻole he lekiō kelepona,ʻo ia hoʻi,ʻaʻoleʻaʻohe kiʻi paʻi punahele.
10. Hoʻolālāʻia nā pāʻani pāʻani āpau e pili ana i ke ala pololei o ke ola.
11. Uaʻikeʻo Tinamaka i ka mea e hana ai e hana hou i nā mea hou. Pono, e hoʻokomo iā lākou i cellophane.
12.ʻO nā kinikini, nā papa i uhiʻia me ka anianiʻeleʻele nui. Ma ka papapihi ma lalo iho o ka mālamaʻiaʻana o nā'ōpili a pau mai ka nūpepa, nā pepa me nā helu kelepona, nā loaʻa a pēlā aku.
13. ka moena lima lima-lima.
14. E wehe i ka pahu a ma luna o kekahi mau pahu eʻike aiʻoeʻaʻole wale i nā puke kahiko, akā, he pūpū hoʻi me nā mele Beatles, nā mele mele Soviet a me nā moʻolelo haʻi mai ka wā kamaliʻi.
15. He aha - ma hea kahi me kaʻole? ʻO kēia loli.
16.ʻO ke kanaka,ʻo ke kiʻi o koʻu kupunawahineʻo "Pōkino Hunters" i kauʻia ma Perov ma ka TV kahiko.
Mai kēia manawaʻaʻole au i maopopo, i kona nani a me ka mana. Uaʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka "Morning in the Forest"ʻo Shishkin.