Ua lohe pahaʻoe i nā kānāwai o Murphy? He kumumanaʻo hoʻokipaʻikepili kēia. ʻO kona manaʻo holoʻokoʻa ināʻaʻole he mea liʻiliʻi loa ka hopena o kekahi pilikia e hiki ai, e maopopo,ʻaʻole hiki iāʻoe ke pakele.
1. A laila kauoha aku ma hope o kēlāʻai ma McDonald, me ka manaʻo e loaʻa ka manawa e wikiwiki ai i kāuʻaina awakea.
2. Ua inuʻia ka kofe.
I kēia lā, he lā maikaʻi ia
ʻAe, ua hala mākou
3.ʻO ia ke kumu iʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka manawaʻoi aku ma mua o ka kūʻaiʻana i kahi huahana kūʻaiʻole i hōʻoiaʻiʻoʻole i kou mau manaʻolana.
4. Me he mea lā e pono ka mea eʻae i kaʻaiʻana i nā paʻi waina ma mua o ka moeʻana.
5.ʻAʻole makemake kaʻenemi.
6. A hiki ke kapaʻia kēia he hikiʻole o ka makahiki.
7. He pahu punahele paha kāu?
Aloha au i kaʻu pū
Kahaha! Ua uhaki au i kaʻu pahu.
8. Pono aneiʻoe i kaʻaila kanikeri ma ka meaʻai a iʻole ka keyboard keyboard?
9. He mau momona kēia mau kīʻaha walaʻau a ... he palupalu ...
10. No kekahi, he kaumaha maoli kēia.
11. He loea kēia ... E hauʻoliʻoe.
12.ʻO paha paha ke kūlana maikaʻi loa aʻu iʻike ai.
13. Pono, he pōmaikaʻi iāʻoe!
14. Pono e mālamaʻia ka pilikia me ka leka.
15. Ma loko o Instagram, e lilo i kiʻi nui loa.
16. Eia ma keʻano, ke kānāwai o ka manaʻo i loko o kona nani a pau.
17. Ma mua ou he kanaka hopohopoʻole i nā pilikia.
18. Akā naʻe, i ka wā hoʻonāukiuki.
19.ʻAʻohe mea i pale i ka nele.
20.ʻAʻole ponoʻoe e'ōlelo,ʻo kēia kou lā pōʻino.
21.ʻO ke ola he photobomb.
22. Eia ka pilikia.
E kala mai, akāʻaʻole hewa ka pane
ʻO ka pane pololei
Kou pane